Keep Yourself Occupied

Here are a couple of things you can do while waiting for everyone else's life to catch up with yours...

R Luke DuBois has taken every Billboard #1 song since 1958 and, in his words: "The 857 songs used to make the piece are analyzed digitally and a spectral average is then derived from the entire song". Tantalizingly hauntingly beautiful.
http://music.columbia.edu/~luke/billboard

The Flexible Woman. No it's not porno.
http://www.devilducky.com/media/39096/